Mike Tyson in Shanghai
That’s right! According to Snatch Night Club & The Shanghaiist, Iron Mike Tyson is on his way to Shanghai to rape & pillage his way through the local Shanghai population. Why should Shanghai fear his coming? Have you ever heard the man talk?
Mike Tyson to his fellow Prison inmates: “I’m on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y’all.”
On his bankrupcy: “I’ve got nowhere to live. I’ve been crashing with friends, literally sleeping in shelters. Unsavoury characters are giving me money and I’m taking it. I need it. The drug dealers, they sympathise with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character… I know I was a tough, bad-ass talking fighter, but I ain’t no mob figure. I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. I ain’t the same person I was when I bit that guy’s ear off.”
On Madison Square Garden: “I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”
In a Press Conference: “I may like to fornicate more than other people — it’s just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get head without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?”
There’s also a contest that says if you can guess why Tyson has a tattoo of Mao on him, you can win a photo op with him. He’s going to choose the winning entry ALL BY HIMSELF!!! Such a clever boy!
Stay tuned to find out what other witty remarks this genius poet comes up with (all by himself!) in Shanghai & read more quotes over at Rotten.com.
