Ministry of Weather: 6 more days of Cold, Clouds
The Ministry of Weather today announced that it will continue to heap rain & cold onto Shanghai for at least another week.
“We gave people a week of sunshine,” says Li TianQi, Minister of Weather, “and all they really did is complain about it not being warmer.” When asked why the ministry is continuing to send clouds & rain to Shanghai, he simply responded, “The people need to learn to respect their government and respect the Ministry of Weather. We’ll let it clear up maybe in a week or so.”
Philip of Punxsutawney declined to comment.
Meanwhile, word is out that the Ministry of Time is “looking into” the theory of “time zones”.
