SinoPenn

Player one picks up the shuttlecock, throws it up in the air and volleys it to Player two.

Player two waits for the shuttlecock to drop.
Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two checks his watch.
Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two opens a bottle of James Boags Premium.
Player two drinks.
Player two waits.
Player two thinks the girls playing on the next court are absolutely smokin’!
Player two waits.
Player two volleys the shuttlecock back to player one.

Player one waits.
Player one waits.
Player one scratches his armpit.
Player one waits.
Player one waits.
Player one receives a phone call. “Hi. I’d like to talk to you about your financial future and tell you about the advantages of overseas investment!” “Oh really? Do tell!” “Well… blah blah blah blah offshore blah blah blah Isle of Man blah blah…” “Hold on a second, okay?”
Player one volleys the shuttlecock back to player two.
Player one says, “okay, go on.”

Player two goes off for coffee.
Player two…
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Player two returns and volleys the shuttlecock to player one.

Player one, “Well, I’m not so sure. I don’t really have too much money”. “It’s okay, we just need you to come in to our office for a simple 30 minute presentation… blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…” “Hold on for a second, okay?”
Player one volleys the shuttlecock to player two.

Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two scratches his butt.
Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two lights a cigarette.
Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two finishes the cigarette.
Player two joneses for another cigarette.
Player two volleys the shuttlecock back to player one.

Player one “Look… I’m kind of in the middle of something here.” “Well if you could just tell us whether Wednesday morning or Thursday afternoon is good for you, we’ll pencil you in.” “I’m not really interested in coming to your office.” “So you’re saying you’re not really THAT concerned about your financial future? Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah…”
Player two yells, “JUST HANG UP ALREADY, GAWD!!!”
Player one “I have to go.” “Okay. Which day is better? Wednesday or Thursday?”
Player one volleys the shuttlecock back to player two.

Player two waits.
Player two waits.
Player two thinks that Miss Piggy in stilettos is a strange thought for a Monday afternoon & cracks open a cold James Boags Premium.
Player two drinks.
Player two drinks.
Player two finishes the James Boags Premium.
Player two opens another James Boags Premium.
Player two drinks.
Player two drinks.
Player two volleys the shuttlecock back to player one.

Player one “I really have to go.” “Blah Blah Blah invest Blah Blah Blah investment Blah Blah Blah investing Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah” “Really, I have to go.” “Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah” “Um…” “Blah Blah Blah Blah Ministry of Weather Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah presentation Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah financial future Blah Blah Blah” “I don’t feel so good.” “Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah… .
Player one volleys the shuttlecock back to player two.
Player one falls down.

Player two drinks.
Player two drinks.
Player two drinks.
Player two drinks.
Player two drinks.
Player two drinks.
Player two drinks…