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Eric woke up this morning at around 4:00am and got himself a copy. Claiming he woke up because of a “fucking mosquito”, he decided to stay awake, get online, read the latest news & fire up Fox News Talk.

Usually he wakes up around 5:00am. He can’t explain why. He just does. Eric has also stated that he “might have a cold.”

Comments from Tianya:

lili:

Wow. He’s stronger than me.

xiaoxiao:

He should drink tea. He’s in China now, not America.

pengpeng：

This is more interesting than our government’s national day parade

Ministry of Weather：

“This is more interesting than our government’s national day parade ” Hey! We worked HARD on making sure the skies were blue. You are not harmonious.

Comments from Mop:

chichi：

He is fearless! His non-sleep-fu can’t be matched!

Coffee must be powerful stuff! ~~~

China is still better ~~~

lulu:

If he’s got a cold, it might be swine flu. He’s very NB for not wearing a facemask at all times. If he gets me sick, I’ll beat him.

bobbob:

[in English] coffee cures all colds.that is good.

taitai:

Why he does not take our traditional chinese medicine. He’s very NB

bingbing:

Human Flesh Search Engine him! He must be found so we can give him facemask and traditional chinese medicine!

bongbong:

No, Human Flesh Search Engine the mosquito! 他妈的 (TMD)! It makes china look bad internationally if it bites laowai. it must be killed!

guanguan:

kill it for our harmonious motherland!

gonggong:

In Guangdong, we would eat it. and him.

shanshan:

Fox are cute. like kittens. happy everyday!

paopao：

I support his actions. Chinese people should drink more coffee. its good for our healthy.

ChinaSmack Comments:

bob:

FIRST!!!

john:

FIRST!!!!!

ken:

First, mofos!

kelly:

What rubbish. this place sucks.

sheila:

Those people are clueless. They know nothing about anything OTHER than tea. Try some coffee already. Sheesh!

brad:

“Fox are cute. like kittens. happy everyday! ” What a lunatic. ChinaSmack, why do you post this garbage? Isn’t there any good sex scandals going on?

stanley：

Screw you, brad. ChinaSmack is great! I bought 3 of their tee-shirts!

brad:

No, screw you, stanley. Go back to your homeland.

shanshan：

You guys are funny! Hehe!!! ~~~ Funny Laowai!

bob：

“You guys are funny! Hehe!!! ~~~ Funny Laowai!” Here comes the fenqing again.

bill:

Shanshan, show us your tits!

chuck：

FIRST!!!!