Eric woke up this morning at around 4:00am and got himself a copy. Claiming he woke up because of a “fucking mosquito”, he decided to stay awake, get online, read the latest news & fire up Fox News Talk.

Usually he wakes up around 5:00am. He can’t explain why. He just does. Eric has also stated that he “might have a cold.”

Comments from Tianya:

lili:

Wow. He’s stronger than me.

xiaoxiao:

He should drink tea. He’s in China now, not America.

pengpeng:

This is more interesting than our government’s national day parade :D

Ministry of Weather:

“This is more interesting than our government’s national day parade :D” Hey! We worked HARD on making sure the skies were blue. You are not harmonious. :(

Comments from Mop:

chichi:

He is fearless! His non-sleep-fu can’t be matched!

Coffee must be powerful stuff! ~~~

China is still better ~~~

lulu:

If he’s got a cold, it might be swine flu. He’s very NB for not wearing a facemask at all times. If he gets me sick, I’ll beat him.

bobbob:

[in English] coffee cures all colds.that is good.

taitai:

Why he does not take our traditional chinese medicine. He’s very NB

bingbing:

Human Flesh Search Engine him! He must be found so we can give him facemask and traditional chinese medicine!

bongbong:

No, Human Flesh Search Engine the mosquito! 他妈的 (TMD)! It makes china look bad internationally if it bites laowai. it must be killed!

guanguan:

kill it for our harmonious motherland! :D

gonggong:

In Guangdong, we would eat it. and him. :D

shanshan:

Fox are cute. like kittens. happy everyday! :D :D :D :D :D

paopao:

I support his actions. Chinese people should drink more coffee. its good for our healthy.

ChinaSmack Comments:

bob:

FIRST!!!

john:

FIRST!!!!! :D

ken:

First, mofos!

kelly:

What rubbish. this place sucks.

sheila:

Those people are clueless. They know nothing about anything OTHER than tea. Try some coffee already. Sheesh!

brad:

“Fox are cute. like kittens. happy everyday! :D :D :D :D :D” What a lunatic. ChinaSmack, why do you post this garbage? Isn’t there any good sex scandals going on?

stanley:

Screw you, brad. ChinaSmack is great! I bought 3 of their tee-shirts!

brad:

No, screw you, stanley. Go back to your homeland.

shanshan:

You guys are funny! Hehe!!! ~~~ :D :D :D :D :D Funny Laowai!

bob:

“You guys are funny! Hehe!!! ~~~ :D :D :D :D :D Funny Laowai!” Here comes the fenqing again.

bill:

Shanshan, show us your tits!

chuck:

FIRST!!!!

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