As mentioned HERE about 2 & 1/2 years ago, I have an unhealthy, violent reaction when two dorktards decide to stand next to each other on the escalator, ignoring the plight of the hurried impatient people who generally like to WALK up the stairs. Sure they’re moving FOR YOU. But that doesn’t mean I want to stand for 5 minutes while I slowly ascend out of the Shanghai Subway Abyss.
However, recently, Shanghai’s own HAIBAO has heard my pleas and has now graced the metro system with his presence. He’s looking at YOU, idiot couple who can’t wait to get a room, and have to stand necking on the escalators. And YOU, morons who stand in the MIDDLE, yapping nonsense on the phone. And ESPECIALLY YOU, walls-of-girls who can’t seem to unattach yourselves from each others shoulders. Haibao is watching, and he’s waving his blue fists at YOU! In ANGER!
Shanghaiist talks about it here. Have a read, and applaud the new metro hero!