Every Advertisement has a Happy Ending

From Shanghai, Chi...

Only in Shanghai would a mainstream newspaper post advertising for a "happy ending." For those who don't know, A massage in China with a "happy ending" means they're basically giving you a hand job. This was posted in the Shanghai Daily ads section under "Health". And Yes, I'm absolutely sending this to Jay Leno!

And if you DO call that number, tell them Skyline5k sent you!:>>