Facebook & MySpace Peeps

Before life on facebook, I was surrounded by pedophiles on MySpace. Now that I've moved over to facebook, I suddenly find that I really DO have friends! I mean just look!

From Shanghai, Chi...

I mean, really! Before Facebook, I didn't have ANY friends! I'd sit at home, stare at a wall for hours, then occasionally eat, sleep & various other things that I'll spare you the gory details. Now that I have Facebook, just look at all the friends that facebook tells me I have! I NEVER would've known this before!

I never understood MySpace, with all it's glittery links, chicks with webcams & every other hack on the net trying to profit off it or posting some of the worst music I've ever heard. And I doubt I'll ever understand Facebook, with it's numerous "Poke Him/Her" links and high school kids contacting ME, just because I want to the same school 18 years ago. The race for friend-count begins. Eventually, it'll become the same thing. When MySpace finally falls, where do people think all the paedophiles will turn to?

I can just see Chester the Molester scouring Facebook clicking "Poke Her" after "Poke Her" waiting for the responses he can get. On the upside though, I can also see Chris Hanson following right behind, ready to catch a predator.

From Shanghai, Chi...