SinoPenn

Sinopenn is no ChinaSmack by far, but I do still have my resources into what the Chinese are posting on the various bbs’s (hint: it starts with “Google” and ends in “Translate”).

When short skirts are too short…

What do you get when you cross a short SHORT skirt with the digital age? You get morons with mobiles snapping pictures for their own personal “pleasure” later on.

Short Skirt, Long Camera Lens

You know those little Hello Kitty Charms people like to hang off their mobile phones? This girl did away with her “Hello Kitty” and added a little “Hey Baby” bling to her phone.

Always Be Prepared

You think Shanghai girls are rough?

This girl has her man wrapped around her little finger… or rather wrapped around her chain leash. The next time your Chinese wife tells you to carry her purse, just do it.  Things could be worse.

Curb your Pets

Don't forget the Scooper

What’s worse than traffic in Shanghai?

Traffic on Mt. Bumfuck.  Imagine traversing this little gem everyday to get to work, school, home, KTV, wherever.  No thanks.

Long & Winding Road

Oh Shi-