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		<title>Ministry of Weather says, &#8220;Welcome, President Obama!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric D</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Li TianQi of the ministry of Weather today said he wanted to let U.S. President Barack Obama know where he stood in China.  Calling upon MOW resources, Li made sure that the rain would be pouring upon Obama&#8217;s visit.  Why make it rain, we asked him.
&#8220;It&#8217;s quite simple-lah.&#8221;  Li is quoted.  &#8220;Remember the nice beautiful [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eric Wakes up at 4:00am, gets coffee.  Chinese Netizens&#8217; reactions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric D</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eric woke up this morning at around 4:00am and got himself a copy.  Claiming he woke up because of a &#8220;fucking mosquito&#8221;, he decided to stay awake, get online, read the latest news &#038; fire up Fox News Talk.  
Usually he wakes up around 5:00am.  He can&#8217;t explain why.  He just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Play Badminton</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric D</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you haven't heard... badminton is a rather major sport here.  Not sure why, but I guess the Chinese like slooooow sports.]]></description>
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		<title>Ministry of Weather says &#8220;NO&#8221; to eclipse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric D</dc:creator>
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The Ministry of Weather, after being snubbed by its request that the moon not eclipse the sun, had ordered a rainstorm over Shanghai for the morning of July 22nd.  At around 5am this morning, the storm clouds moved in as requested, blocking out the view Shanghai would&#8217;ve had of the historic Astronomical event.
Anonymous sources [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ministry of Weather: 6 more days of Cold, Clouds</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 02:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric D</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Ministry of Weather today announced that it will continue to heap rain &#038; cold onto Shanghai for at least another week.  
&#8220;We gave people a week of sunshine,&#8221; says Li TianQi, Minister of Weather, &#8220;and all they really did is complain about it not being warmer.&#8221;  When asked why the ministry is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking Story: Chinese Ministry of Seasons Declares it&#8217;s Still Winter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric D</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite temperatures as high as 76°F (24°C) last week, the Ministry of Seasons has indeed declared that the season continues to be winter.  Locals across Shanghai are sighing, as they don their double and triple layers and thick coats &#38; jackets once again for yet another week.  Xue Shangdi, Vice Minister cites reliable sources [...]]]></description>
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