The Ministry of Weather today announced that it will continue to heap rain & cold onto Shanghai for at least another week. “We gave people a week of sunshine,” says Li TianQi, Minister of Weather, “and all they really did is complain about it not being warmer.” When asked why the ministry is continuing to [...]
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Ministry of Weather: 6 more days of Cold, Clouds
Posted: 2nd March 2009 by Eric D in SinoPennTags: Humor, Ministry of Time, Ministry of Weather, Ministry of..., Time Zones
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Breaking Story: Chinese Ministry of Seasons Declares it’s Still Winter
Posted: 16th February 2009 by Eric D in SinoPennTags: Groundhog's Day, Humor, Melbourne, Ministry of Seasons, Ministry of..., Nationalism, Punxsutawney Phil, Time Zones, Weather
Despite temperatures as high as 76°F (24°C) last week, the Ministry of Seasons has indeed declared that the season continues to be winter. Locals across Shanghai are sighing, as they don their double and triple layers and thick coats & jackets once again for yet another week. Xue Shangdi, Vice Minister cites reliable sources for [...]
